Hi all you Word Press Bloggers out there. Hope you are enjoying this Memorial Day Weekend.
Being the wild and crazy guy I am, (just look at my house shown at the beginning of this post) I decided to look through some of my old paperwork to share some wit and witticisms with you so as to do what I enjoy doing – making you smile. What did I come up with?
Wild and Krazy signs we see on occasion;
Words that don’t exist but probably should;
Daily humor; and
A few of Life’s unanswered questions.
So, sit back and I hope you enjoy what follows:
A day without sunshine is like, night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Okay, that’s enough of Zen thinking.
Wild and Krazy signs we see on occasion. For instance:
Pizza Shop slogan: “Buy our pizza. We knead the dough.”
In the front door of a funeral home: “Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”
In a veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
Now what about: words that don’t exist, but really should…
Elbonics – (el bon’ iks) – The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater or airplane.
Phonesia (fu nee’zhuh) The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
Frust – (frust) The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dustpan and keep backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.
Okay, here is some more daily humor:
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Call the psychic hotline and don’t say anything.
Specify that your drive-thru order is “to go.”
Okay I see by the clock on the wall, time is passing faster than I expected and I need to get back to the book I am trying to write. So, let me end this week’s post by posting
A few of life’s unanswered questions:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
That’s all I got this week folks, see you next week – same bat time, same bat channel!
Stay well, stay safe, and enjoy the balance of your weekend.