It is my educated guess that many people have been discussing, debating, writing, and in my case, ‘pondering about life’ – well for as long as I can think back. One of the things I have discovered through the years of aging though, is just this – it doesn’t even matter about the circumstances one is going through – if one wants to heal or understand whatever we are going through, humor can help. Sometimes, even if it seems bad, you just have to laugh. It’s all a matter of putting things in perspective.
Think about that for a moment. If you are like me, every now and then a funny thought pops into my brain (not as often as I would like but often enough). Maybe that thought or thoughts jelled within one’s brain (mine in this instance) and after giving it a bit more thought, I come to realize that it told a truth in an odd or strange way. The brain is a mysterious place – believe me – mine is anyways. I have this short little comedian that resides deep down in the recesses of my brain and at times he makes me laugh so hard, my wife looks at me funny as though as to say: “All right, is it time to call the guys in the white coats to come and take you away, away, away?” What can I say – when I stop and think about thinking, well, let’s just say that things start getting a little weird?
I am what is known as an early riser (yup, alarm set for 6 AM every day of the week). I know, I know, many of you are thinking of the adage: “Rise and shine – the early bird gets the worm”, but how many of you reading this ‘catch phrase’ know the meaning behind these words? Some would say that those who rise early every day have more time to achieve whatever goals they have planned for that day. But that is not entirely true – leastways – not for me. No, we rise early because we truly enjoy the quietness of the morning and how relaxing that time might be.
At dawn, we prepare our orange juice and sit and watch the sunrise and truly wonder over the various hues of color sunrise provides us. The sun’s rays appear to be caressing the earth – you know how we as parents did way back when we had to gently awaken our children from their seemingly peaceful night’s sleep telling them it is time to wake and prepare for a new day. Once our orange juice has been consumed and we have eaten breakfast, we sit back watching and listening to the birds that fly back and forth over the marshy area outside our window approximately 30 to 50 feet from the actual lake. We keep telling ourselves that we should take a brisk walk in the fresh air and enjoy the gentle morning breeze on our face while doing so, but our PJ’s are so comfortable at that hour of the morning!! On occasion we merely move to the screened in porch and enjoy the sounds and cool breeze while I finish my coffee.
“Being retired it is so easy to enjoy the simple things in life.”
But mornings mean different things to different people. What do I mean? Well, take me for instance, I am a twin and while I head for bed around 9 or 9:30 P.M. I know my twin brother usually doesn’t retire much before midnight and sometimes even later. So, let’s just say that there are morning people and there are night owls. Some people, like me can just pop out of bed first thing in the morning – at the crack of dawn, if you will, with a get up and go type attitude while others just sort of drudge along until that first cup of coffee kicks in.
What do I do after morning coffee, well, as many of you know, I like “To-Do” lists! It is one of the first things I do once I have had my coffee in me. But being truthful about said lists, I would be lying were I to say that I prepare them every day. There are days that I prefer not to make a list. Oh yeah, there are days when preparing my daily ‘to-do’ list, I feel like George Carlin, who once said:
“I made a huge to-do list for today. I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it.”
“One day you’re the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you’re the toast.”
Okay, time to move on to something a bit more comical –
Did you know that overcoats only last one season because they are designed to be worn out!
Jogging is a change of pace!
Ready for a piece of trivia:
Did you know that New Zealand’s Ninety Mile Beach is only 55 miles!
Did you know that Iceland diverted roads to avoid disturbing communities of Elves!
Did you know that the most consumed manufactured drink in the world is tea?
Okay, so much about trivia! I have rambled on long enough now without truly giving y’all something to laugh at.
Time to move on to a joke about Semantics:
A boy asks his father to explain the differences between irritation, aggravation, and frustration.
Dad picks up the phone and dials a number at random. When the phone is answered he asks, “Can I speak to Alf, please?”
“There’s no one named Alf here.” The person hangs up.
“That’s irritation,” says dad.
He picks up the phone again, dials the same number and asks for Alf a second time.
“No – there’s no one here named Alf. You have the wrong number. If you call again, I shall telephone the police.” End of conversation.
“Then what’s frustration?” asks his son.
The father picks up the phone and dials a third time, but this time says: “Hello, this is Alf. Have I received any phone calls?”
Well, as much as I hate to see this come to an end, I will have to leave you with my philosophical quote for today:
I Don’t Suffer from Insanity:
I Enjoy Every Minute of It.
Y’all have a good day now, ya hear! Until next time! Time to get back to my morning newspaper!