Hello there, all my fellow bloggers. I cannot believe that it is Sunday already and apparently my week has been fuller than I thought it would be. Why do I say that “because as I sit here contemplating what to share with you, nothing comes to mind – nada, zilch, zero.”  

Seeing that my goal is to make you smile or hopefully laugh, I cannot let the week go by without writing something.  Allow me to share a joke I recently came across. But before I go any further, let me apologize to the blondes that may read this. My wife knows I love blondes (which she is not but seeing that we are heading into our 59th year of wedded bliss, I am sure she has nothing to worry about). So, please do not shoot the messenger – merely have as good a laugh as I did:

Three women who went to Mexico

Three women went to Mexico to celebrate their college graduation. They got drunk and woke up in jail to find that they’re being executed in the morning, though none of them could remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, “I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.”

The executioner turns on the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words: “I just graduated from Indiana University School of Law, and I believe in the power of Justice to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.”

Again, the switch is flicked, and, again, nothing happens. Immediately they fall to their knees and beg for forgiveness and release her.

The last one, a blonde is strapped in and says, “Well, I’m from the University of West Virginia and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I’ll tell ya right now, ya’ll ain’t gonna electrocute nobody if you don’t plug that thing in.”

Ya’ll have a good day now you hear and stay safe.

Until next time!

4 thoughts on “It’s a Blonde Thing!

      1. I probably heard the saying at one point in these past 80+ years, but I never associated it with ROTFL. Thanks for enlightening me. Have a fantastic day.

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