Did you ever wake up in the morning and have that little guy in your head start blasting you with guilty feelings over something you were supposed to do but didn’t. Well, that guy has been bugging me for days now – and for what – Okay, so I missed my weekly deadline for posting something here on my blog site. Geez! What can I say – I do have a life you know (not really but I like to think so).
Well, in looking over my last post I see it has been eleven or if we count tomorrow twelve days since I posted last. Well, shame on me. What to do – what to do? At the present it is 9:23 PM and seeing that my beautiful wife has already retired for the evening, rather than read which is what I have been trying to make a bedtime habit, I decided that I owe it to myself to at least attempt to “get back on the horse” and write something. And being the whimsical guy I am, naturally it will have to be something either wild and crazy or something that hopefully will elicit a smile and a laugh from those of you that take the time out of your busy schedules to follow my dribble.
What follows are a few jokes that I came across in my attempt to come up with ideas regarding what to write about. Hope you enjoy them.
Guilty and Depressed
Sherri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked. “Doctor, you must help me,” she pleaded. “It’s gotten so that every time I date one of the young doctors here, I feel guilty and depressed for a week afterwards.” “I see,” nodded the psychiatrist. “And you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter.” “NO!!!” exclaimed the nurse. “I want you to fix it so I won’t feel guilty and depressed afterward.”
An old woman took a package to the post office to mail and was told it would cost $3.95 for fast delivery or $2.30 for slower service. “There is no hurry,” she told the clerk, “just so the package is delivered in my lifetime.” He glanced at her and said, “That will be $3.95, please.”
Okay, one more –
Makes sense to me! 2+2+2=7
Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Teacher: No, listen carefully…If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Teacher” Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2. how many would you have?
A very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from?
A very angry Johnny: Because I’ve already got a fricking cat!!!!
Hope you all enjoyed this post. Until next week!