Did you ever wonder how to double your money real fast? Easy – fold it over once and put it in your pocket!
Ever wonder what the secret is to return from a casino with a small fortune? Easy – go there with a large one!
She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still!
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Did you know that a backward poet writes in verse.
If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine.
Retirement takes all the meaning out of weekends.
When eating fruit – think of the person who planted the tree.
Here is a question to ponder over: How old would I be if I didn’t know how old I was?
And to bring this wild and wacky post about nothing special to an end, let me just share this quote by Buddha:
We are born again
What we do today
Have a great weekend
Until next time!