Did you ever wonder how to double your money real fast? Easy – fold it over once and put it in your pocket!
Ever wonder what the secret is to return from a casino with a small fortune? Easy – go there with a large one!
She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still!
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Did you know that a backward poet writes in verse.
If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine.
Retirement takes all the meaning out of weekends.
When eating fruit – think of the person who planted the tree.
Here is a question to ponder over: How old would I be if I didn’t know how old I was?
And to bring this wild and wacky post about nothing special to an end, let me just share this quote by Buddha:
Each morning
We are born again
What we do today
Matters most.
Have a great weekend
Until next time!
Musings by an Octogenarian 
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Special alright for me. Can you hear me laughing?
Glad to hear you enjoyed it. Stay well my friend.
Actually, this post is very special. Loved each point and have shared with like-minded friends with senses of humor and the importance of enjoying EACH DAY.