I have been negligent about posting and cannot believe it has been more than a week since I last posted. So, rather than post one of my usual long-winded posts, thought I would just share some whimsical thoughts with you to hopefully bring a smile to your faces. I’ll do better with my next post!
Question: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
Answer: A mechanic
Here is a thought – since we all have a lot on our plates these days – just think, if someone ever invented a microwave TV – we could watch a one-hour show in ten minutes!
Here’s yet another thought – look on the bright side of having shaky hands as we get older – now when we are at the grocery store and pushing the shopping cart – the wheels stop wobbling!
You know you are getting old when you attach a cord to your cordless phone because you’re tired of looking for it.
Speaking about knowing you’re getting old – you know you are really getting old when you begin to wish your rocking chair was battery operated.
You know, I used to get upset when people used to make fun of my age on my birthday but now – I just take it with a grain of salt………..a bit of lime, and a shot of tequila! Works for me.
And before I go, let me leave you all with a conundrum:
‘If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?’
Have a great day.
Until next time!
We all can use a bit of humor in our lives. be well.
You be well too. 👍
That definitely made me smile! And yes I did chuckle.
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I on the other hand, was more productive on my blog than I have been for some time. I hope that I am able to maintain the tempo in future also.
The possibilities that you write about are not only humoursous but, also very intriguing! Thank you.
Love the corded phone crack! Great idea!