You can burp and say your name at the same time, you’re shur’ nuff a redneck.
You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
You think a quarter horse is a ride out in front of the Walmart.
Your front porch collapses and four dogs git killed.
You’ve ever had to scratch your sisters name out of a message that begins, “For a good time call….”.
You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.
You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.
What can I say – I was missing my Word Press Blog site and had to post something – I bad!
Musings by an Octogenarian 
That redneck popcorn looks mighty good, Irwin! Glad to see you post something today.
Thanks Molly. Can I ask a question….do you have an actual routine/schedule you follow regarding your blogging schedule? I would love to have a regular blogging schedule but haven’t been able to work around our other routine tasks.
I used to post without fail every Wednesday, but I’ve become more relaxed about it. Now I post weekly only if I have a quality piece I’m truly happy with that I can post. For example, I didn’t post anything this week. I still felt bad about it because of my earlier commitment to post every week, but then I thought, “How can my readers miss me if I never go away?”
Good point!
Thanks for the chuckle this morning! 🙂
Yikes. I’m looking around and see no rednecks in this area. But I haven’t checked out belly buttons recently.
Yes (to answer the question you asked Molly). I think it’s good for a blogger to set a regular day/time that he/she blogs. Mine is every Friday morning, early early. If I miss one, I like the fact that a friend will e-mail or text me and say WHY DON’T I SEE YOUR POST??!!
I know that is my answer, I just have to make it a “Routine” now! Thanks. 🤔
There is no equivalent to a Redneck in Indian languages. The nearest would be What in English is called a “Hick.” Try this link to get an idea: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxURaBwACZ8