You can burp and say your name at the same time, you’re shur’ nuff a redneck.

You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.

You think a quarter horse is a ride out in front of the Walmart.

Your front porch collapses and four dogs git killed.

You’ve ever had to scratch your sisters name out of a message that begins, “For a good time call….”.

You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.

redneck popcorn

You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.

What can I say – I was missing my Word Press Blog site and had to post something – I bad!


8 thoughts on “You Might Be a Redneck if:

    1. Thanks Molly. Can I ask a question….do you have an actual routine/schedule you follow regarding your blogging schedule? I would love to have a regular blogging schedule but haven’t been able to work around our other routine tasks.

      1. I used to post without fail every Wednesday, but I’ve become more relaxed about it. Now I post weekly only if I have a quality piece I’m truly happy with that I can post. For example, I didn’t post anything this week. I still felt bad about it because of my earlier commitment to post every week, but then I thought, “How can my readers miss me if I never go away?”

  1. Yikes. I’m looking around and see no rednecks in this area. But I haven’t checked out belly buttons recently.
    Yes (to answer the question you asked Molly). I think it’s good for a blogger to set a regular day/time that he/she blogs. Mine is every Friday morning, early early. If I miss one, I like the fact that a friend will e-mail or text me and say WHY DON’T I SEE YOUR POST??!!

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