You can burp and say your name at the same time, you’re shur’ nuff a redneck.
You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
You think a quarter horse is a ride out in front of the Walmart.
Your front porch collapses and four dogs git killed.
You’ve ever had to scratch your sisters name out of a message that begins, “For a good time call….”.
You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.
You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.