Am I Having a Bad Day or What?

A little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large threateningly leering biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

“Well, whatcha’ gonna do about it?” he says menacingly, as the little guy bursts into tears.

“Come on, man,” the biker says, “I didn’t think you’d CRY. I can’t stand to see a man crying.”

“This is the worst day of my life,” says the little guy.

“I’m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my Boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car stolen and I don’t have any insurance.

I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and then to top that my dog bit me.

“So I came into this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in, and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then a wise-person like you shows up and drinks the whole thing!”

“Am I being punished or what? What type of punishment is that?”

https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/punishment

 

 

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About iglengel

Welcome to my blog: I retired in September of 1996 after twenty-five years as an Underwriting Manager (and one year with a smaller insurance company) and have written blog postings on the website Retirement-online.com prior to setting up this Word Press free site. Having retired almost twenty years ago I have experienced my own retirement transition. I survived and you will too. Oddly enough, now that I have more time, I am discovering various things about myself that I would not have imagined myself doing in retirement. Why does it take so long for, we as individuals, to stop and think about ME!? Join me as I share with you some of the shenanigans we have been up to since retiring. Retirement is and can be a whole lot of fun. Welcome to my site – remember – retirement is not the destination we are seeking – it is the journey! I encourage you to visit often, provide comments, ask questions and add your own insights. We are all on this journey together.
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One Response to Am I Having a Bad Day or What?

  1. Sue says:

    Interesting read! Not the ending I expected, which is even better yet. Good one.

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